MOONBAT MANIA

I was attending my first press conferance as a journalist when I noticed Chelsea Clinton making lude gestures directed towards me.I avoided eye contact with her and when I turned to face Sen. Clinton I felt my underwear creeping up between my legs as she began to release a low unearthly hum and began gesturing at me. This in response to a question I posed to her, "Mrs. Clinton,Do you think it ethical for your husband to be carrying Helen Thomas to and from the Arab Embassy in a swaddle blanket?"